white men making white girl jokes
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
-five minutes later-
*realizes I never locked it*
currently i am spending over 100$ in gas a week to get to both of my jobs, neither of which pay more than minimum wage (7.25$)
i am no longer able to buy myself food, or move out of my parents house into my own place which will be much closer to my workplaces and should cut down significantly on how much it costs to travel to my workplaces. my jobs collide in term of time so i get about four hours of sleep a night and i take quick naps when i can
i am exhausted and broke until next week, where the money i earned will be going directly into paying off outstanding bills and charges
on top of all this, my bronchitis still hasn’t subsided despite the antibiotics. i dont have the money to go back to the doctor for chest xrays, like he suggested, so i might just get sicker because of it
i’m exhausted, broke, stressed and at the end of my rope
i dont know how much longer i can deal with this
These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.
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Becky: heather, I can’t believe you would do this to me! he’s my ex
Heather: I love him Becky! you’re just jealous
Becky: *Tackles heather*
*****falls down stairs****
Heather & Becky: *Starts laughing while laying on the bottom step*
Heather: what are we doing? it used to never be like this?
Becky: we would never let a guy get to us like this… I promise never to change again.
Heather: *sticks out pinky*
"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"
"BATman? Well that explains it"
"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"