one time my friend told me a pun so bad that i smashed the plate i was holding against the counter
i hate you
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
hey guys i know youre starving and cold but do you know what you need more than warmth and food? inspiration. this ones called wonderwall
|—||E.E. Cummings (via cleamour)|
"are you dead inside?"
elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”
college is just “what the hell”
then work is probably “this is hell”
the fact i’m nineteen and using rograine bc my hair si falling out in chunks is actually fucking dperessing
is it wrong to be upset that tyler gets to be in a happy relationship and i’m still lonely as all get-out even though he was the one who was constantly fucking up in our relationship
i’m so upset and sad and lonely
Fall Out Boy | Sugar We’re Going Down Swinging
"We’re going down, down in an earlier round."