assume:

sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!

sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

I carry a toothbrush/paste everywhere and I had so little time this morninf to brush that I just did it in the car to save time

snaketeen:

Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.

cheredyles:

Look at this!!! LOOK AT THIS! Spread this shit like wildfire! Safe Trek!

sharonosbourne:

“why are you taking your laptop into the bathroom”

pekoriin:

schoolgirl outfits from bobon21 ♡

nicoosuxx:

lana del rey  west coast

tagged ↓

nayx:

if i ripped a plant out of the ground how many tumblr bloggers would sense a disturbance

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.