i dont even think i can be classified as sick just stupid and dramatic lol
kill me plz
i look like death l ol
i got my promotion but apparently i’ll be under contract
and all the contracts that my boss writes are these nitpicky little things that are impossible to try to fulfill completely and i get fired if i dont
lol
she’s been sitting like this looking at me for like five minutes and she’s like a lil kangaroo
on monday we gave lady to one of our friends because she wasn’t very happy with us (she’s apparently very happy in her new home and has already boxed a chihuahua)
since then nala has gotten four thousand times cuddlier with me and even though i miss lady, nala was always my kitty
do she got a booty
she dooooo
worrying constantly that youre a disappointment to everyone you care about (ʘ‿ʘ )
well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day
my mentality this past year has been “what is the point of doing things i give up on everything but don’t kill yourself because your family loves you”
i love sleeping to avoid problems
hot as hell
my curse word of choice is heckaroo
life in one sentence
